Wolfie
| After the episode with the ill tempered rabid badgers biting my feet, I felt we needed some form of internal security. Wolfy is a drooling wolf who performs the aforementioned security function. Business is slow, but Wolfy perseveres, hence his motto and now our company mantra. He lumbers in late at night, now and again and slimes the keyboards of computers with ugly graphics on them. He provides a degree of artistic criticism in this regard. |  |
